The Billionaire Bill: Annual meeting of world’s ultra-rich focuses on plans to buy the core of the…[Las Vegas, Nevada]- Convening in Las Vegas this week to talk money and compare braincells, the world’s 0.1% prepared to “wow” commoners…Oct 25, 2021Oct 25, 2021
Massive software hack reroutes hundreds of planes to random Airfield in Iowa[Greenfield, Iowa]- A massive software hack struck airport servers across the nation today, rerouting hundreds of aircraft to a random…Oct 25, 2021Oct 25, 2021
New Intern reports from alternate dimension where Koalas rule the world[Melbourne, Australia, Earth 455]- “This is not what I signed up for”. Grumbling and sharpening a piece of wood to use as a sword, 17 year…Oct 23, 2021Oct 23, 2021
Effective next year, Virginia Beach will charge seagulls who steal food with piracy[Virginia beach, Virginia]- Virginia beach city officials say that effective January 1st, 2022, seagulls who steal food from Beachgoers…Oct 5, 2021Oct 5, 2021
350 year-old Greenland Shark details life in ocean before it was touched by Humanity’s claws of…[Nuuk, Greenland]- Off the coast of Nuuk, a 350 year old Greenland Shark named Hákarl swims in the calm waters of Baffin Bay. The species…Oct 5, 2021Oct 5, 2021
Washington in panic after yearly report on coyote habitat loss given in hectares instead of acres[Washington D.C]- Congress is in a panic after a yearly report given to the House Environment and Climate Change subcommittee on Coyote…Jun 22, 2021Jun 22, 2021
North Dakota town health officials will enforce social distancing by having tumbleweeds roll over…[Fargo, North Dakota]- City health officials in the town of Fargo, North Dakota have come up with a new way to enforce social distancing…Jun 22, 2021Jun 22, 2021
150 years later, this famous 19th century arsonist still hasn’t been caught[Chicago, Illinois]- Almost 150 years after a deadly fire destroyed the city of Chicago and burned over 3 miles of land, the arsonist…Jun 21, 2021Jun 21, 2021
Teacher’s resignation creates panic and raises legal concerns[East Providence, Rhode Island]- Staff members of Samuel Adams Middle School in East Providence Rhode Island came to work with an…Jun 6, 2021Jun 6, 2021